We are still looking for more, more, more Christmas Card Submissions. Tongue in cheek humor is mostly what we are looking for; suggestive but not too obscene. We are also looking for some funny card concepts for sound effect cards. Sound effects meaning a fart sound or an orgasm sound, but not a copyright protected song or anything that would involve licensing another persons material. We are strictly looking for Greeting cards that open and have a generic sound effect sound that is incorporated into a greeting cards punchline. Let me know if you have anyquestions about this request. Thanks everyone for your continued participation in a web project that has been extremely successful so far. You are making this a great resource for us, hopefully we can can make it a profitable resource for you in return.

We are looking for risque' and clean christmas card copy/illustrations for regular greeting cards and super jumbo Christmas Greeting Cards.  Please submit card copy/concepts with a description of what the illustration should be if one is not included. If you have previously submitted Christmas Greeting Cards they have been reviewed and were not choosen. If you would like to tweak them and resubmit them we will be happy to reconsider but please don't resubmit something that is exactly the same as a previous submission. Thanks for all your time and efforts.

We need sayings for keyrings. For examples please go to; http://www.kalanlp.com/department.php/Key_Rings/Key_Rings Please see our guidelines to get an idea for the type of humor we are looking for. It's always good if the saying relates to driving or keys. Our best selling keyring is "Keys I haven't lost yet" This request is for copy only.

We are looking for We need sayings for bumper stickers. For examples please go to; http://www.kalanlp.com/category.php/Novelties/Magnetic_Bumper_Stickers Please see our guidelines to get an idea for the type of humor we are looking for. It's always good if the saying relates to driving. Our best selling bumper sticker is "I'm only speeding cause I need to Poop." This request is for copy only.

We need sayings for Shotglasses. For examples please go to; http://www.kalanlp.com/category.php/Drinking_Accessories/Shot_Glasses Please see our guidelines to get an idea for the type of humor we are looking for. It's always good if the saying relates to drinking or sex. Our best selling Shotglass is "Shit happens when you party naked" This request is for copy only.

We need sayings and art for Giftbags. For examples please go to; http://www.kalanlp.com/category.php/Party_Goods/Gift_Bags Please see our guidelines to get an idea for the type of humor we are looking for. It's always good if the saying relates to Birthdays, Bachelorette, Over the Hill or Christmas. Our best selling Giftbag is "Times are hard, times are tough, here's your fucking birthday stuff" This request is for copy and art.